My little town

Local news from my little town. Population about 23,000. Give or take a few.

Our new 5 million dollar water park has been open about a month.
They already had to close down one of the water slides because it was too fast and too short which resulted in broken ankles. Didn't someone go to college to build water slides?
They put a a big clock with Roman Numerals. The number 4 is IIII. Need to fire that guy too.

A guy here in town was suicidal. He's a little guy maybe 5' 6" 135 pounds. He had a hammer, and the cop had a gun. Huumm, Cop was over 200 pounds. He tazer's the little guy, shoots him in the hand and hip and tazer's him again. Doesn't seem fair to me. What ever happened to talking to him and maybe getting the guy some help? If he was suicidal before ,I bet shooting him made him feel better.

Last week they had a fire in a house that was abandoned, but full of junk, and I mean stuffed full! They even found a dead guy in the closet upstairs. They had to use a cherry picker, remove the window to get him out. What I want to know is how the heck did he get up there, if the place was so full of garbage, that the only way to get him out was through an upstairs window?