All I want for Christmas..

All I know is I hope I make the finals in the try outs for the movie "Survivor". Then I have a chance to be the "Survivor", win a million dollars, gather lots of people together, tell them they are all assholes and why, (except Julie) and get on a plane and move to Belize.

The End.

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Sometimes you end up, right where your suppose to be.

Wish the Grinch would steal Christmas!

Well Christmas break has arrived for my son. Day 1 about 5 hours into getting to stay at home. "I'm bored, there's nothing to do." "Can I open a present?" "Will you get me something to eat?"

I don't like Christmas. All the crap that goes with it. You know, everybody tries to sell it as such a wonderful time of the year. I asked my mom to take my son shopping, so I give them 100 bucks and my list. She calls every 5 minutes, "Did you want that book in hard cover?"
"Yes"
"You want a candle?"
"Yes it's on my list"
"Are you sure you want that kind?"
"Yes"
"I can't find that book in hard cover, are you sure you want hard cover?"
"Yes, if you can't find it, don't worry about it"
"Well, I'm not running all over town to find it in hard cover!"
"Fine, just forget the fucking book, Mom!"
"If your going to act like that, I'm not taking him next year!

And it goes like that.

I can't remember the last time I got a gift that I didn't buy for myself.
Oh, I know its not about the gifts.

It's about all the fucking joy. HO Ho Ho
I know you know what I mean.

The Brave One

Identity Parade

A#3, I wonder what happened to you
Big boys talk about it, waa waa,
what would Jesus do? not what you did..
you set an example, way to go!

(00000) Thanks for the present,
guess I learned you like to re-gift.
Have you gone to customer service yet?
You should get in line for some help,
because you need it! How do you spell...
denial?

How's the lucky couple CP30? Heard she is
pregnant already. Keep up whatever your
doing because Buddy Boy dislikes you
more each day. You are in control!

Oh 007, you never wear a mask and I
always know what you look like.
Near or far, only 2 years left.
When I see you, do not move!

Wanda, pickleman and I think your
wonderful and full of electricity!
I like your friend Davey!

Black and White, I miss our talks,
you know so much, tell the lady with
the flame that I said "Hello!"

Sk871, I'm sorry about your mistake.
You just didn't know what to do,
Please use the dictionary, so you know
people comes before stuff.

BgOJk, your new here, so your
off the hook this time, sorta,
Last time I looked..dinner was
less expensive than an x-box.

Chapp, thanks for coming, because
your the best, here's what you get..
to be continued...

DEd I miss my guide, I can't find my
way without him. Nothing better than
a good verb. I trust that one day
you will disperse the green backs
just so.

To you...

So sweet the warmth

You feel like a breeze from heaven
you've reached and grabbed my soul,
all the beauty in your love combined
shines down and makes me glow.

I'm drowning in the bliss
of your everlasting love,
kisses sent on laughter's wings
which came from up above.

Moments shared in ecstasy
the flame of my desire,
how lucky I must be
you set my heart on fire.

A boy and his mom

I love this picture! This is my son Reed and I at a Nebraska football game. He is the light of my life! He is with his Dad this weekend. I like/dislike when he's gone. Like-that I have time to be with friends and those important to me in my life, but Dislike-that I miss out on 3 days of what he is doing.

But he's having fun.

I think....

I need to know. Sometime. Not immediately, but sometime.

Things I need the answers to.

1. Am I ever going to get a chance to take that damn black sand back to Hawaii?
2. Where do my neighbors go at 3:00am, and do they have to slam their car door?
3. Why does my refrigerator run constantly? Drives me nuts!
4. Why is my son being so disrespectful and uncaring? It's so not like him.
5. Should I sell my river cabin?
6. Do men just decide one day, "I don't think I will talk to you again?" or just the ones in my life.
7. Why am I so hungry?