Driver Education

I feel another poem coming on
but it must wait.

I'm on the interstate with the cruise on. Speeding along about 15 over the speed limit. In the left lane, I come upon a car in my lane going the exact speed limit. WHY? Who are these people that do not understand they need to get the hell over into the right lane! Slow people to the right, fast people in the left lane. And when I come flying up behind them, instead of getting the hell out of my way, they break and flip me off. Are they idiots? Is this you?